Choose It
Select from a wide variety of alarm sounds: quiet starts, battle cries, catchy tunes or just straight-up weird ones... I've made the perfect sound for you probably.
The World's First Non-AI Talking Alarm Clock.
MEET
JEFF
Hi. I'm Jeff. And this alarm app was made by a real person: Me, Jeff. It’s the best alarm app of all time. Look, I know an AI dealio could easily tell you the same thing. But do you really think a bot could make an alarm app that doesn't stink like garbage? Yeah, I didn't think so.
I made an alarm app that doesn't stink like garbage.
I think it's really great that you have a job to go to. Or a friend to meet for breakfast. Or something else you're really jazzed about. Good for you. Let's make sure you don't miss that thing with an alarm you're glad to wake up to.
Chance It
Not sure which sound you want to wake up to? Get crazy, roll the dice, and let me pick one for you. And then maybe think about working on your executive decision-making skills.
Lose the Snooze
Sometimes you've just got to get up. You can choose to skip snooze and let me gently welcome you back to the world with some definitely-worth-subscribing-for premium post-alarm thingees to keep you from going back to sleep or doomscrolling.
Daily Jeffirmations
Let me help you start your day the right way with a totally non-cliched affirmation. Who better to help you affirm yourself than an actual, real-life, anonymous internet person?
Today's Jlog
My life is more than just creating new sounds to help you wake up and wind down. Well, honestly it isn't. But, anyhoo I capture all of my subscription-worthy thoughts in my Jeff log.
Word of the Day
You could talk a lot better tbh lol. But don't worry. I'm here to help. I'll give you a power word every day that will definitely make people think that you just learned a word of the day.
Nighty night
The only way you can enjoy the experience of waking up with me, Jeff, is if you've fallen asleep at some point. I got you covered: I'll tell you long, rambling stories that go nowhere, perform low-grade ASMR, and recite epic poetry you were supposed to read in school. Industrial equipment instruction manuals, city council meeting minutes, video game terms of service... Anything and everything you need to go bye bye.
WAKE UP.
IT'S ME.
So, that's it. I guess. I sort of poured my guts into this thing, so if you think it's cool it would be awesome if you downloaded it or something. Thanks a bunch.