Terms of Service
Last updated: March 11, 2026
These terms govern your use of Wake Up. It's Jeff. ("the App"), provided by Big Fat Brain Inc. By using the App, you agree to these terms.
The App
Wake Up. It's Jeff. is my alarm clock app.
- I record all the audio content myself, including every alarm, affirmation, and wind-down reading.
- The App is designed for entertainment and personal use.
- I'll do my best to wake you up, but I can't guarantee that every alarm will fire under all device conditions. Please use a backup alarm for critical wake-ups.
Subscriptions & Payments
- The App offers a free tier and an optional premium subscription ("Jeff Premium") managed through the Apple App Store.
- By subscribing, you agree to Apple's terms for in-app purchases.
- Subscriptions auto-renew unless canceled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period.
- You can manage or cancel your subscription in your iPhone's Settings > Apple ID > Subscriptions.
Content
All audio content, illustrations, characters, and text in the App are owned by Big Fat Brain Inc. and protected by copyright. You're welcome to enjoy them through the App for personal, non-commercial use. Please don't redistribute, re-record, re-upload, or use my content in other products or services without written permission.
Acceptable Use
Don't use the App for anything illegal, harmful, or that would make me sad. That's pretty much the whole policy. Be cool.
Disclaimer
The App is provided "as is." I do my best to show up every morning, but I make no warranties about uninterrupted service, perfect alarm reliability, or the quality of my jokes (they're an acquired taste). To the extent permitted by law, I am not liable for oversleeping, missed appointments, or any damages arising from the use of the App.
Changes
I may update these terms as the App evolves. Continued use after changes constitutes acceptance. I'll let you know about significant changes in the App.
Contact
Big Fat Brain Inc.
Ft. Mitchell, KY